Wednesday, November 12, 2003

News and Obits

Greenville, MS; November 11, 2003

Ms. Heather Carol Johnston passed away last night while she was wide awake and typing on her upcoming novel. The last word appearing on her computer screen was "bitc." One can only think that what would follow would have been truly inspired lyrical prose. She is survived by one sassy, super cool sister (dorm room, Memphis, TN) and one ridiculously funny brother (apartment, Hixson, TN). She is also survived by her parents, both residing in the greater Hixson/Soddy-Daisy area. When asked how she felt about her daughter's sudden death, Ms. Johnston's mother responded, "She kept saying that novel was going to kill her. I just assumed she was being sarcastic." (Soon thereafter, uncontrolable sobbing ensued.)

At this time, cause of death is yet to be determined. Preliminary lab results suggest a caffeine and nicotine overdose.


Heather at 6:46 AM

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