Sunday, May 18, 2003
Things Not To Do with Your Weekend1. Ruin perfectly good Friday night with insanely long school function, complete with matching outfits and fashion show.
2. Ruin perfectly good Saturday night inter-friend drama that included way too many instances of walking off and ensuing search parties. (Seriously people, this sort of thing is okay once in an evening, but twice?)
3. Go to sleep at 10 on a Friday night leaving your lovely out-and-about roommate to sulk on the porch and stare at her car in the driveway, contemplating late night trips to parts unknown.
4. Spot N.C.B at karaoke, realize he's a complete loser, and then have perfectly lovely friend comment, "He's kinda chunky in the rear." (quote courtesy of Sponge Brad Square Pants)
5. Get stuck in "Show Fest" (a.k.a Completely Retarded Low-Rider Truck Convention/ Traffic Problem) only to find it's really a taping for Girls Gone Wild. (ref: faith)
Things To Do with Your Weekend
1. Leave large quantities of alcoholic beverages in your bestfriend's fridge. (Thanks Lizzie! Do we owe you anything?)
2. Allow your bestfriend's boyfriend to pose as country music's best kept secret in a karaoke honky tonk.
3. Don outfits suitable only for washed-up 70's reminescent pimps.
4. Have rotating-fake-boyfriend set-up to throw off aforementioned nasty redneck fling.
5. Rename "Show Fest" the Insane Sleeveless-Shirt Festival and make fun of the correlation between bacon consumption and low-rider truck ownership as witnessed at the Shoney's Breakfast Buffet.
Heather at 5:19 PM
