Thursday, May 15, 2003
a note of some interestLegend:
PDD4= Potential Delta Distraction number four (preceeded chronologically by PDD1, whom we shall call elvis c.; PDD2, whom we shall call "totally in love with my best friend;" and PDD3, who shall forever be affectionately referred to as N.C.B ref: Lizzie's blog)
RIA= Random Internet Absence
MHB= Mysterious Hard-to-get Behavior
AHTC= Absolutely Hot Teacher Chick
Dear PDD4,
In light of your recent yet continuing RIA, the Rho Sisterhood is
Your behavior is perplexing, as by all accounts you had a lovely time porch-sitting on Monday, May 12, in the 2003rd year of our Lord. And we, as sisters, have no choice but to deduce that you are inflicting some sort of strange MHB on one of our most prestigious members. This notice reaches you to inform you that such behavior is generally only tolerated for a maximum of 48 hours, but seeing as how you're entirely interesting and alarmingly tall and charming, you have been given an additional 48 hour extension.
If you fail to contact the aforementioned AHTC prior to 10:32 p.m. on Saturday, May 17th, you can just forget it. This AHTC has better things to do with her time, and an amazingly grueling schedule of boy-craziness to keep up with. She cannot afford to be bogged down wondering if another random PDD finds her attractive, alluring, irresistable, etc. She is all of the above, and if you haven't figured that out yet, then you'll definitely never get a namesake as appealing as PDD3.
Here's hoping that your seemingly benign allergies have actually turned into something much more serious, like lung cancer, as to justify your inability to chat, call, or come see me.
Sincerely,
Carol Headley Hickey
vice prez until Lizzie kicks the bucket, or runs off with Sponge Brad Square Pants
p.s. Daddy, this wasn't the post that you were supposed to find interesting. Please scroll down. LY!
Heather at 8:36 PM
